it has come to my attention...

that Adam Sandler is still making movies.

like this one.

call zohand or some shit. so here is an open letter to adam sandler.

Dear Adam,


ps. loved happy gilmore.

-bill the butcher


Mario Voice to Write Biography

the fine folks at Kotaku found this frankly fun fact featuring fan favorite Charles Martinet better known as the fun and fancy free Mario Mario :

Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario since Super Mario 64, has announced that he's started working on his autobiography. He'll talk about creating the voice of Mario, doing the voice of Mario and, well, the voice of Mario. Yes, the book is bound to be infinitely better if you imagine Martinet reading it. He better call it "It'sa Me, Charles Martinet"!

[via Kotaku }
i feel like his voice should annoy me, but instead it just makes me feel like a kid again.

-bill the butcher

What Color Panties am I Wearing? (Hitman Review)

When is a free movie not a free movie? When your soul is ripped from your body while you watch it. I'm trying to think of ways to review this movie and not be an asinine jerk while doing it...

Nope can't do it.

Folks, tonight i watched a film so terribly written, directed, and filmed that i walk out on it. Mind you I was watching it for free, so this means i was watching a movie that i didn't have to pay for and i still couldn't watch the whole thing. I can only make fun of a movie for so long, and apparently 1 hour and 10 mins was the mark for me. i will give you a no-prize if you could sit all the way through that turdwrangler.

I think i'll for go the details of why this movie was teh suck, if only because i know that a majority of people (all the giggling idiots sitting behind me in the theater) are going to think that Hitman was a awesome piece of film that they would gladly pay to see again. those people are idiots. don't see it. don't trust anyone who says they liked it. if you don't agree tell me why you think it was good. even if your wrong.

- bill the butcher.


This is the best (song in a ) game ever!

for yous people who have yet to have the pleasure of the orange box (sadly myself included) enjoy this song from the break out first person shooter/puzzler PORTALS. The game itself only have one speaking character, who just happens to be a rampant AI that is out to get you, and after *spoiler alert* you defeat her she sings this love song..

but really this game is great not only in terms of gameplay but in over all presentation if you dont believe me check this out:

kickass watchmen news

Brand new news over at the watchment blog. Zack Snyder, being the lovable genius he is, has posted some info on the back lot set, enjoy:
• 5,800 feet of neon requiring 24,000 watts of power
• 100 unique and custom-designed graphics created for the various storefronts
• 5,000 square feet of custom posters
• Street had to work for 1938, 1945, 1953, 1957, 1964, 1974, 1975, 1977, and 1985

• 1,040 feet of 1:1 scale New York streets • 98,400 square feet of exterior scenery
• 12,500 square feet of interior scenery
• Building heights range from 23'9" to 42'6"
• 10,325 16-foot 2x4s • 3,600 sheets of OSB (plywood-like construction material)
• 384,000 square feet of foam brick • 200,000 nails • 3,500 tubes of construction adhesive
• 160,000 lbs. of steel I-beams support the facades
• 300 cubic meters of concrete
• 6,000 square feet of glass
• 4,800 square feet of plexiglass
• 20,000 donuts were consumed by the construction crew
• 20,000 gallons of water and 3,000 gallons of Gatorade was drunk by the crew

not to mention some sweet ass pictures with, none other than our friend Rorschach! Thank God for small miracles.

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Hello Dear Readers,

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